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G’day, Bryan Strauchan here… if you’re reading this, you can read. That’s great. It also means you have eyes, which can be used to watch a superstar in action… Strauchanie!
That’s right, Bryan Strauchan - last pick taken by
AFL club Collingwood in 2004 draft, Horsham 3rds reserves legend, son of Soy Bean [“mum”] and Roy [“dad”] Strauchan, absolute superstar legend is releasing a DVD on the 24th August.
Why am I releasing a DVD? Good question Strauchanie. I am releasing a DVD because the greatest people of our time need to be captured. It’s that simple. So many great lives are available on DVD – John F. Kennedy, the Olsen Twins and now… Bryan ‘Strauchanie’ Strauchan.
Not only is this DVD very entertaining, it’s a bargain too. What else could you get for the same price? Two McChicken meal deals upsized, four Happy meals, a McFlurry, three Traveller pies, two steamed dim sims, three hotdogs with sauce, onion, cheese and bacon and a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts? I don’t think so.
A word of warning too… my uncles in China have told me that there may be pirated versions of this DVD floating around, so make sure it’s authentic, and do not, under any circumstance, purchase DVDs by the name of:
· Ryan Strauchan
· Blyan Stlauchan
· Fist Full of Strauchanie
· Enter the Strauchan
· Strauchanie in Paris [unauthorised, and that bloke with the blonde hair wearing
the sunnies in the number 59 Collingwood jumper is not me. I swear. It’s
actually my cousin, who I use when I need to sign all those jumpers down
at the Lexus centre.]
So, whether it’s for Father’s day, Christmas, Mother’s day [mum actually prefers a Yum Cha voucher], one of those religions that has some other holiday, or even if you’re apologising to Mick Malthouse for smashing his windscreen again – you can’t go past the Strauchanie DVD.
Now stop reading and go and buy it. Or not. I got the money up front, so it doesn’t bother me…
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